I was sitting at home and it was totally boring
Then I started thinking about sex and I got horny
So I showed up here to where my boyfriend works
Honey thats very distracting
OUCH
Aw I bet that hurts.
Trying to get our men all worked up.
So that they will come home and bone.
Babe stop grinding on the equipment
Youre gonna get me in trouble
(OHHHHHHH)
Our men should stay home from work cos we want constant sex.
But if we dont go to work we wont get our paychecks
We dont care cos we only see you as sex objects.
You should all quit your jobs and go on unemployment.
But thats not enough cash to live on
Were sorry but thats not our problem.
The way you drive those nails in is really turning me on.
Please go home this place is dangerous Im using a nail gun
Its not safe for you here, you shouldnt be staying.
Ouch I nailed my hand to the wall
Wow that bloods really sprayin
Babe I wish youd put down that blowtorch, my bodys aching with desire.
Darling you really shouldnt be here, I have to work or Ill get fired.
FiRe
Can someone please tell me, why Im on this track with Fifth Harmony?
And why are all of their songs about boning?
Its messed up their fands are young teens.
(Oh yeah)
Somebody needs to teach these girls how to twerk properly. (Oh yeah)
They look like they are seizuring. (Uh huh)
Stop that shit I am begging you please
Ooh I am so damn confused
Howd I go from Blase to a song with shirtless dudes? (Oh yeah)
And why do I have this? (Uh huh)
Guess I should hit something.
Whyd you do that?
Now gas is leaking
Oh my God youre such an ass, this whole house could explode
We must stop this leaking gas, turn off the main control
You dont gotta do your work, just stop and have sex now.
You dont understand this place, is bout to go kaplow
Yall stressing me out
Oh hey I know
Imma smoke this blunt
Oh no no no
